Roccio Quest

Solution

Index

Introduction

This is the minimal walkthrough - following this omits a large part of the game, including much of the humour.
Click on the checkered button to begin the game; watch cutscene.

Main Goals

To get into the Club

  1. Ring the bell to the Scribe Theatre.
  2. Ask to come in.
  3. Say you have left the card somewhere or don't have one.
  4. Say you don't have the money.
  5. Go right to St. Croce (Church of the Holy Cross).
  6. Talk to the guy in the blue shirt to learn he wants grass.
  7. Go left to the Scribe Theatre.
  8. Ring the bell next to the left-hand door repeatedly until you see the cutscene.
  9. Take the piece of the rear-view mirror.
  10. Use the Clio (this will get you the cord of the iron).
  11. Use the mirror on the climbing plant.
  12. Combine the oil and the plant in your inventory.
  13. Use the mirror on the plant in your inventory.
  14. Use the Clio.
  15. Go right to St. Croce.
  16. Give the fake marijuana to the guy in the blue shirt; you receive some money.
  17. Go left to the Scribe Theatre.
  18. Ring the bell to the Scribe Theatre.
  19. Ask to come in.
  20. Say you have left the card somewhere or don't have one.
  21. Say "Here is your dirty money".

Note: since version 1.9 once you obtain the club card, you don't have to ring the bell every time to enter the club, just walk in.

In the Club

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club.
  2. Talk to the gorilla at the door.
  3. Ask him where the toilets are.
  4. Go to the toilet area (to the left).

Bastox will follow you everywhere, and Stephen is with the woman outside the toilets.
You won't be able to get everything you need for the car or get laid while they are around.

To get rid of Stephen

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club, then to the left.
  2. Ask Stephen "Do you remember your car?"

[Stages To get rid of Bastox and To get a replacement for the seat below can be done in either order.]

To get rid of Bastox

  1. Go outside the club to where Stephen is standing.
  2. Talk to Bastox: he'll give you a sample of iron (which you need for later).
  3. Talk to Bastox again.

To get a replacement for the seat

  1. Pick up the trashcan from outside the club.
  2. Show the trashcan to Bastox to get his interpretation of it.
  3. Go right to St. Croce.
  4. Show the trashcan to the bongo player to get the bongos.

To get fuel

  1. In the club, ask the bartender for some rum.
  2. Say that you'll be around in order to end the conversation.
  3. Combine the oil in your inventory with the rum.

To get the remaining items, you need to get into the toilet cubicle; however, it is occupied.

To get into the toilet cubicle

  1. Go to St. Croce.
  2. Talk to the tourists; a photograph of you will be added to your inventory.
  3. Go into the club.
  4. Go left into the toilet area.
  5. Go right into the restroom.
  6. Combine the oil with your photograph in your inventory.
  7. Use the photograph on the gap under the toilet door.
  8. Use toilet door.
  9. Walk into toilet cubicle.

To get a replacement for the wheel

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club, get rid of Stephen and Bastox and get into the toilet cubicle.
  2. Go back into the bar area of the club.
  3. Try to pick up the keg.
  4. Go into the toilet cubicle.
  5. Take the toilet paper.
  6. Use the toilet paper on the toilet.
  7. Go back into the bar area of the club.
  8. Talk to the gorilla.
  9. Tell him that the toilet is clogged.
  10. As soon as you regain control and before the gorilla returns, pick up the keg. (If he returns before you do this, repeat steps 4 to 10 until you get the keg.)

To get a replacement fo the steering wheel

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club, get rid of Stephen and Bastox and get into the toilet cubicle (see above).
  2. Pick up the toilet seat.

You now have everything you need to repair the car except for a replacement for the headlight, but you need Stephen's car in order to get back to where your car (the Ka) is parked.

To get the keys for the Clio

  1. Use the mirror on the cord in your inventory to strip the cord.
  2. Use the copper wire on the iron sample in your inventory to make an electromagnet.
  3. Use the electromagnet with the bare wires outside the club.

To get a replacement for the headlight

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club, get rid of Stephen and Bastox, get into the toilet cubicle and get the keys for the Clio (see above).
  2. Take the chain from the toilet.
  3. Leave the club.
  4. Use the Clio.
  5. Talk to the Chinese seller.
  6. Give her the chain, which she exchanges for the flashlight.

To get a woman

  1. If you have not already done so, get into the club and get rid of Stephen and Bastox.
  2. Go into the restroom of the club.
  3. Use the money on the vending machine to get a condom.
  4. Leave the restroom.
  5. Talk to the woman outside the restroom; use the topic of conversation about women.
  6. Go back to the bar.
  7. Talk to the woman at the bottom of the screen; use all topics ofconversation.
  8. Talk to the fat woman sitting at the bar.
  9. Choose any line of conversation.

To repair the car (Ka)

  1. If you have not already done so, get all 5 objects above (seat, wheel, headlight, fuel, steering wheel)
  2. Go to where the Ka is.
  3. Use the rum, keg, flashlight, toilet seat and bongos in any order on the Ka.

To get laid

  1. If you have not already done so, complete all stages above.
  2. Use Ka.

Credits

Thanks to Paul Giaccone who had the patience to write this walkthrough in english, italian and in french!